Medanese

Nih buat kamu2 yang Medan Lang

abissssssssss................

 These are very good sign to represent a medanese on

 whole hehe... give a look to see if you are one!

 You might be “Medan Lang”  if:

 *You carry handphone to pasar and call your

 neighbour "kha me lai ar, kia  jit e kangkung ane phi lo"

 *You manage to buy expensive stuff to show you are  rich.

 *You think durian is your life.

 *You fgo by “becak” just to nia ang pau.

 *You send your kids to US just for gengsi.

 *You go to a park and drink 'liang teh' instead of  kue ci seng.

 *You travel Medan~Penang more than 3 times a month.

 *You mix pisang and huan cu at the same time and you  call it kolak.

 *You have more credit cards than your name card.

 *You wish to have a car with "ang BK" forever.

 *You call your friends in jakarta "pa sia khiau seng".

 *Your stomach growls when you don't eat "Kalimantan Asek e toktok" for a  day.

 *You talk even your neighbour were sleep.

 *You eat kue tiau goreng in the morning.

 *You prefer Christian Dior or YSL than red A or Mirabella.

 *You know Pak Tungtung more than great politician.

 *You carry a 10 Kilos of kue Bika Ambon whene er you  travel to jakarta.

 *You listen to "Wang Cing Nien" song even you prefer  "Teng Lie Cin".

 *You are willing to travel 25 miles to buy a thing  that you think will Rp. 25 Cheaper.

 *You are "Dreaming of a winter and snowing Chinese  new year"

 *You are very good at avoiding police officer.

 *You have ever successfully put Rp.10.000 in your  pasport to pass the  immigration officer.

 *You have ever successfully put envelope in your  suitcase to pass a   customs officer.

 *You have extra pocket to put USD and pin it with  peniti when you go  abroad.

 *You tight a pita to your kopor as a sign.

 *You have ever wear a sandal jepit to shopping  center.

 *You have ever compare naik taxi or naik becak mesin  lebih murah.

 *You do your shopping in Pasar Ramai.

 *You bring your whole family or even neighbour to a  wedding party.

 *You know exactly how many people living in the same  street with you.

 *You have ever eaten sate padang in Jln. Kalimantan.

 *You go to Binjai just to eat ifumi.

 *The first thing that comes to mind when hearing the  word "Jakarta" is  "Juak"

 *You use the terms "Ai khi ta lok? Ai khi ciak  hong", "Ciak pa bo kang  co", "ce kai anne bo ka si, bo tua bo se", as a basis  term.

 *Your daily conversation may include your  neighbours.

 *If your neighbour buy one, you will buy two.

 *You use bang hio more than baygon in your house.

 *You have at least 1 pair of Bakiak in your house.

 *You always compare your kids class ranking with  another: "Lu e kia gia te  kui mia? Wa e kia gia te it mia lo". [ciak pa sio  eng]

 *You always ask your friend: "lu u kui kai kia liao?  CE lo ha? Ane hebat!"

 *when there is a news, gossip will come first: "  news: today, plane crash due to machine failure"

 tomorrow: ai si, itu ceng hu gia lurien khi pa sia,  gia kao koe tang ,hai  si lang ar, ck ck ck. "

 * You can find alot of Pharmacies (aka Apotik) when  u walk along the road

 * If you are youngsters, you will spend ur weekend  at SUN plaza, for  parents they will go Medan Fair..

 Lately, Beaches are popular places to go

 * Recently when some1 ask you to go Berastagi u'll  say "Siau liau a lu,   bataksua Te Tang kok longsor, uan chu khun esai  liao!"

 * Fried Kwe tiau with Duck egg is the core food for   supper ^__^

 Hahahaha, aren't they true?